My farts smell REALLY BAD. As in I wish I could separate myself from my bum bum bc this is torture. I've been tryin to stay seated with a blanket over me in order to keep the incessant episodes of flatulence trapped from the free world. Unfortunately this also poses a problem in that once i stand up (i can only sit down for so long GEESH!) all that has been trapped is released into the air and IT. IS. BRUTAL.
Reese says he still loves me. It's just his nostrils that can't stand me right now. I'm not gonna lie...I CANT STAND BEING AROUND ME RIGHT NOW. Lord MAKE IT END!!!! Save me from myself!!!!! JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL!!!!!
Bought to go out and eat...hopefully this subsides STAT or else the people around me won't be enjoying their food that much...although it might be funny watching other peoples' faces and reactions knowin that im the reason for such expression hahahaha...
And now...a moment of silence for all the olfactory nerves/receptors lost in this tragic event...
